Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Are you tasty?

Well I certainly am considering the number of mozzy bites I've accrued in the last week - I think it's about 20 and counting :-(

The little buggers have nibbled away at any exposed bit of flesh - my love handles, ankles, forehead and yesterday even the hole in the knee of my jeans FFS.  Three of them are now itching like hell despite being smothered in anti-wotsit cream.

I even had to hide under the bed clothes last night and sweltered as another evil insect buzzed about my bedroom going zmzmzzzmmzmzmzmzmmzmzmzmz.

I always thought my kitties would eat these obnoxious insects, yet sadly no - they just snooze on the bed like unwelcome hot-water bottles on a warm night.

I used to love warm sunny weather - now I'm turning into a grumpy after weeks of hot, humid and fly ridden weather... still at least I'm not spending anything on electricity or oil!

*goes off to medicine cabinet for more anti-wotsit cream*

6 comments:

  1. Commiserations.

    The ONLY solution is to find a friend they find more-attractive. And stick close to him/her at all times.

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  2. Vinegar on the bite.

    Stops irritation and acts as a repellent.

    Consuming vinegar also makes you unattractive to the little bastards as well.

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  3. It's your own fault for being delicious. The mozzies just can't resist the supreme queen ;)

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  4. I'm told they don't like garlic (if you consume enough, as it exudes from your pores). Are you living in a tent now (having sold your house)? If so, try the little "volcano" cones, which do actually seem to fend off mozzies. Also, they locate you by (CO2-rich) exhaled air, so when you hear the whine, hold your breath!
    Good luck and I hope you will re-establish your business soon.

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