The real Labour manifesto......

Dear Platonians,

I have some doubts about this list -but hey-ho.The REAL Labour Manifesto, in full:
1. Pretend a terrible defeat was somehow a victory
2. Get together with other defeated parties to steal the election
3. Foist another unelected PM on the people straight after the last one
4. Make sure the most popular party in the country has no say in the government
5. Pretend that this is all part of “progressive governance”
6. Cobble together a ludicrous coalition of tiny parties which ensures that stable government is impossible but who cares as long as we stay in power and keep our ministerial salaries
7. F*ck the people
8. Blatantly betray our explicit manifesto commitment, and force electoral reform on the voters without asking them first
9. Do this deliberately to make sure the most popular party in the country can never be involved in government again
10. Laugh like a hyena in the face of democracy

Many thanx to SeanT for this