Saturday, October 31, 2009

Telling it like it is

Plato was APPALLED that Prf Nutt was summarily dismissed from his post as Chairman of the Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs.

Prf Nutt - MB, BChir, MA, DM, MRCP, FRCPsych, FMedSci has been sacked by a man who left school to become a postman.



If you'd like to show your support for scientific rigour and research over the views of someone who has no professional qualifications of any sort - here are Prf Nutt's contact details:

Professor David Nutt
The psychopharmacology of depression, addiction, insomnia and other disorders


David.J.Nutt@bristol.ac.uk, d.nutt@imperial.ac.uk
Psychopharmacology Unit, Bristol
Imperial College, London

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Tiddles and her Carbon Footprint


What is it with the Climate Change Nazis?

I just posted an article that we all ought to be veggies as cows fart a lot of CO2, and now some other Nazis are telling me that I should take account of my kitties emissions as part of the Global Warming FIGHT.

FFS - where will it end?

"Forget scratched furniture and suspicious patches on the living room carpet – your pet suddenly has a lot to answer for: the planet's environmental future no less.

Brenda and Robert Vale are professors of architecture at Victoria University, New Zealand, who specialise in sustainability and they claim the carbon pawprint of a pet dog (roughly the size of an alsatian), is twice that of a 4.6-litre Toyota Land Cruiser driven 10,000 kilometres a year. Writing in Time to Eat the Dog, the pair use all sorts of calculations to compare the ecological impact of pets with common vehicles or household appliances. Instead of looking at the volume of carbon dioxide produced – the normal method of measuring carbon footprints – the Vales have used the amount of land necessary to grow enough food to "power" your dog, cat or your car. So, according to the couple, 0.84 hectares of land creates enough food to feed a German Shepherd for a year, but only half this space would be enough – if all the food was converted to energy it could use – to keep a Land Cruiser going for the same length of time.

Mind-bending stuff, and more than a little scientifically dubious ("I wouldn't have thought a dog had anywhere near as high a carbon footprint as a car," says John Buckey, managing director of carbonfootprint.com). But taking the statistics at face value, did you know that cats have a marginally smaller carbon footprint than a Volkswagen Golf (both roughly 0.15 hectares)? Or that hamsters have a footprint of 0.014 hectares, meaning if you had two it would be about as environmentally dangerous as owning a plasma television? Given the state of British broadcasting, the animals would probably be more entertaining..."

Eat your pet


Well, this is a novel idea to reduce my carbon footprint. Since I am a serial kitty cat breeder - does that make me the Monsanto of cuddly quadruped breeding?

"Previous researchers have argued that cows and sheep are big threats to the climate, but a recent analysis by two New Zealand architects has concluded that Fido and Fluffy, besides being warm and cuddly, are also warming the planet. As the Dominion Post explains:

Victoria University professors Brenda and Robert Vale, architects who specialise in sustainable living, say pet owners should swap cats and dogs for creatures they can eat, such as chickens or rabbits, in their provocative new book Time to Eat the Dog: The real guide to sustainable living.

The couple have assessed the carbon emissions created by popular pets, taking into account the ingredients of pet food and the land needed to create them.

"If you have a German shepherd or similar-sized dog, for example, its impact every year is exactly the same as driving a large car around," Brenda Vale said. "A lot of people worry about having SUVs but they don't worry about having Alsatians and what we are saying is, well, maybe you should be because the environmental impact ... is comparable."

In a study published in New Scientist, they calculated a medium dog eats 164 kilograms of meat and 95kg of cereals every year. It takes 43.3 square metres of land to produce 1kg of chicken a year. This means it takes 0.84 hectares to feed Fido.

They compared this with the footprint of a Toyota Land Cruiser, driven 10,000km a year, which uses 55.1 gigajoules (the energy used to build and fuel it). One hectare of land can produce 135 gigajoules a year, which means the vehicle's eco-footprint is 0.41ha – less than half of the dog's.

They found cats have an eco-footprint of 0.15ha – slightly less than a Volkswagen Golf. Hamsters have a footprint of 0.014ha – keeping two of them is equivalent to owning a plasma TV.

Their solution: Fido fricassee. The Post continues:

Professor Vale says the title of the book is meant to shock, but the couple, who do not have a cat or dog, believe the reintroduction of non-carnivorous pets into urban areas would help slow down global warming.

"The title of the book is a little bit of a shock tactic, I think, but though we are not advocating eating anyone's pet cat or dog there is certainly some truth in the fact that if we have edible pets like chickens for their eggs and meat, and rabbits and pigs, we will be compensating for the impact of other things on our environment."

Considering that there are about 72 million dogs and 82 million cats in the U.S., that would mean that their ecological pawprints are roughly comparable to that of the entire U.S. passenger vehicle fleet.

Carbon credits for pets?"

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Is this Nick Griffin's cat?

Walking Like Monkeys

Oh dear me, Mr Griffin seems to have been caught out yet again by YouTube.

On Question Time, Mr Griffin claimed that it was an outrageous bit of anti-BNP spite that he'd said that black men 'walk like monkeys'...

If only it has been around earlier - imagine what we'd be able to watch again and again

Monday, October 19, 2009

Take the Chav Test


Ever thought you were a chav? Or did you think you were classier?

Take the test here.

Plato scored 11% chavtastic :(

Friday, October 16, 2009

Jan Moir - keeps digging


"In what is clearly a heavily orchestrated internet campaign, I think it is mischievous in the extreme to suggest that my article has homophobic and bigoted undertones."

Oh really?

You write a smeary, innuendo laden article that is intended to make readers believe that gays will die early as a result of illegal drugs/alcohol - probably because of menage a trois late night trists...

And just remember this - Mr Gately hasn't even been buried yet.

Would you want to be related to Jan Moir? I wouldn't.